Editing My Better Half

{{Infobox Love Bite
|image = My Better Half.png
|date = February 14, 2012
|char = [[Handy]]<br>[[Petunia]]
|message = I think we should '''split up!'''
|prev = [[On My Mind]]
}}
'''"{{PAGENAME}}"''' is a [[Love Bite]] focusing on [[Handy]] and [[Petunia]]. This is one of the two Love Bites to be released after the 3-year gap since "[[I Heart U]]" was released, the other being "[[On My Mind]]". To date, this is the last Love Bite published.

==Plot==
Handy and Petunia are on a swan boat that has just exited out the Tunnel of Love. They enjoy their time together until Petunia opens her eye and sees a log floating along the ride, another joining shortly after. Handy also notices and turns the other way to see another swan boat off the river, this one already cut into halves. They are confused for a moment until Handy begins to be sliced through a sawblade. To Petunia's horror, the ride they are on turns out to lead to a sawmill. She can only scream helplessly.

Later, Petunia has been sliced and her two halves are thrown onto a pile of already-sliced logs.

==Fates==
===Deaths===
*'''Handy''' and '''Petunia''' are sliced in half by the sawblade.

==Survival rate==
*Amount of surviving main characters: 0
*Amount of dead main characters: 2
*Total rate: 0%

==Destruction==
*The swan boat that Handy and Petunia are on is cut in half by the sawblade.

==Trivia==
*"{{PAGENAME}}" is the second Love Bites short starring Petunia. She previously also starred in "I Heart U".
*Not counting "On My Mind"'s re-release on the official Mondo website, "{{PAGENAME}}" is the only Love Bites short to be released on exactly February 14.

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sir8xx6Od14 The Love Bite on YouTube]
*[https://mondomedia.com/watch/Xrbbbc The Love Bite on Mondo Media's website]

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